[Joke] Top Box Office Jawa, Sunda, Betawi, Padang dan Batak

21 April 2010

Inspirational

Versi Jawa 😀

  • Enemy at the Gates — Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
  • Die Another Day — Modare Ojo Saiki
  • Die Hard — Matine Angel
  • Die Hard II — Matine Angel Tenan
  • Die Hard III With A Vengeance — Kowe Kok Ra Mati-Mati To?
  • Die Hard IV (Die) – Jan Tenanan, Arep Mati Kok Angel Tenan
  • Bad Boys — Bocah-Bocah Elek
  • Catwoman – Kucing Wedok
  • Man of Fire — Wong Lanang Kesumuken
  • No Way Back — Ora Iso Mulih (kesasar to?)
  • Just Married – Mantenan
  • Red Eye — Matane Abang (klilipan opo?)
  • Casino Royale – Togel Akeh Duite
  • The Hoax — Ngapusi
  • Harry Potter – Harry Dodol
  • Pot Lost in Space — Ilang Neng Awang-awang
  • X-Men — Wong Lanang Saru
  • X-Men 2 — Wong Lanang Saru Tenan
  • Cheaper by the Dozen — Tuku Selusin Luwih Murah
  • Paycheck — Kasbon
  • Independence Day — Pitulasan
  • There is Something About Marry — Meri Ono Apa-Apane
  • Silence of the Lamb — Wedhuse Mutung
  • All The Pretty Horses — Jarane Ayu-Ayu
  • Planet of the Apes — Planete Wong Apes
  • Gone in Sixty Second — Minggat Sakcepete
  • Original Sin — Dosa Tenanan
  • The Abyss — Entek-Entekan
  • Deja Vu — Pangling
  • Seabiscuit — Klethikan Neng Laut
  • Terminator — Terminal Montor
  • How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days — Piye Carane Megat Lanangan Mung 10 Dino
  • Lord Of The Ring — Pedagang Akik
  • Deep Impact — Ngantem Njero
  • Million Dollar Baby — Babi Regone Sayuto
  • Blackhawk Down — Manuk Ireng Kenek Bedhil
  • Saving Private Ryan — Ngelesi Privat Mas Ryan (pancene goblog tenan opo?)
  • Gone With The Wind — Wes Ewes Ewes, Bablas Angine
  • Because I Said So — Dikandani Kok Ngeyel Temen Sih
  • Superman — Gatot Koco

Versi Sunda 😀

  • Saving Private Ryan – Nulungan si Rian
  • Enemy At The Gate – Musuh Ngajedog ti Pager
  • Die Hard – Teu Paeh-Paeh
  • Die Hard II – Can Paeh Keneh
  • Die Hard III With A Vengeance – Nya’an euy Hese Pisan Paehna
  • Bad Boys – Leutik-leutik legeg
  • Rocky – Osok Neunggeulan Batur
  • Rain Man – Lalaki Cicing ti Bogor
  • Here’s Something About Marry – Ari Ceu Meri Teh Kunaon?
  • Mission Impossible – Moal Bisa
  • Titanic – Tilelep (ti Tasik)
  • Paycheck – Nganjuk Heula
  • Reign of Fire – Beubeuleuman
  • Original Sin – Tara Ka Mesjid
  • Sleepless In Seattle – Cenghar Di Ciateul
  • Silence of The Lambs – Embe Pundung
  • Ghost – Jurig Kasep
  • Bad Boys – Budak Baong
  • Are We There Yet? – Lila Teuing Nepina Euy?
  • Home Alone – Tinggaleun
  • Casablanca – Mengkol Ti Sudirman
  • Gone In Sixty Seconds – Indit Siah Kaditu!
  • The Awakening – Hudang Sare
  • After The Sunset – Tereh Maghrib
  • The End of Days – Se’ep Waktosna

Versi Betawi 😀

  • Nomer Togel (2012)
  • Musuh nongkrong di pager (Enemy at the gates)
  • Raje Singkong (King Kong)
  • Sekali kalong tetap kalong (Batman Forever)
  • Inget ame si Titan (Remember the Titans)
  • Kerjaan Orang Itali (The Italian job)
  • Kagak Ade Matinye (Die Hard), Matinye tambah susah (Die Harder), Susah mati dengan Penasaran (Die Hard With A Vengeance), Kapan sih elu mati?! (Die Hard 4.0).
  • Bocah Rese (Bad Boys)
  • Begadang di Seattle (Sleepless in Seattle)
  • Kesasar di Langit (Lost in Space)
  • Mantan Pria (X-Men)
  • Lebih Murah Beli Lusinan (Cheaper by Dozen)
  • Kulkas (The Cooler)
  • Gajian nyoooo (Paycheck)
  • Tujuh Belasan (Independence Day)
  • Besok Luse (The Day After Tomorrow)
  • Matinye Lain Kali Aje! (Die Another Day)
  • Ade Ape ama si Mpok Mery (There is Something About Mary)
  • Kambing aje Diem (Silence of the Lamb)
  • Semua Kuda Kece (All The Pretty Horses)
  • Planetnya Elo2 Pade (Planet of the Apes)
  • Minggat Semenit (Gone in Sixty Second)
  • Dosa, Asli ! (Original Sin)
  • O Enyak Kembalilah, Kembalilah (Mummy Returns)
  • Sum Takut ame Semue (The Sum All Fears)
  • Tangisannye si Sun (Tears of The Sun)
  • Laris Manis (The Abyss)
  • Kucing Ngopi (Copycat)
  • Roti Nyemplung di Laut (Seabiscuit)
  • Musuhan abiss (Freddy vs Jason)
  • Calo terminal (terminator)
  • Awas Banjir (Air Bud)
  • Kasino Dermawan (Casino Royale)
  • Kue Amerika (American Pie)
  • Laut ke -11 sampe 13 (Ocean Eleven-Thirteen)
  • Makelar Cincin (The Lord of The Ring)
  • Bokep (Triple X – filmnya ye)
  • Ngebut sambil Marah2: Ngesot di Tokyo (Too Fast Too Furious: Tokyo Drift)
  • Satria Kemaleman (The Dark Knight)
  • Manusia Setrikaan (Iron Man)
  • Superman balik maning (Superman Returns)
  • Hilang Ditiup Angin (Gone With The Wind, salah sendiri jemurannya nggak pake jepitan!)

Versi Minang 😀

1 Enemy at the Gates — Lah tibo lawan di pintu…
2 Batman Forever — Kalalauang
3 Remember the Titans — Lai Takana jo si Titan
4 The Italian Job — Karajo maliang
5a Die Hard — Payah matinyo
5b Die Hard II — Alun Juo Mati Lai…?
5c Die Hard III With A Vengeance — Ondeh Mandeh.. ndak juo mati
mati doh…?
6 Bad Boys — Anak Kalera
7 Sleepless in Seattle — Mangantuak..
8 Lost in Space — Ilang di awang awang
9 Brokeback Mountain — Gunuang patah tulang
10 Cheaper by Dozens — Bali salusin tambah murah..
11 You’ve got Mail — Ado surek tuh ha…
12 Paycheck — Pitih Gaji
13 Independence Day — Hari Rayo
14 The Day After Tomorrow — Saisuak
15 Die Another Day — Ndak kini matinyo..?
16 There is Something About Marry — Manga si Merry yo..?
17 Silence of the Lamb — Kambiang pangambok
18 All The Pretty Horses — Kudonyo rancak-rancak
19 Planet of the Apes — Planet Siamang
20 Gone in Sixty Seconds — Barangkek lah waang Lai
21 Original Sin — Sabana-bana doso…
22 Mummy Returns — Lah Baliak si One tadi..?
23 Crash — Balago kambiang
24 Copycat — Kopi Kuciang
25 Seabiscuit — Makan Biskuit di Lauik
26 Freddy vs Jason — Bacakak
27 Just in Heaven — Lah di Surgo
28 Air Bud — aia si Budi
29 How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days — Baa caronyo manyipak urang..
30 Lord Of The Ring — Juragan batu cincin
31 Deep Impact — Taraso dalamnyo
32 Million Dollar Baby — Anak Rangkayo
33 Blackhawk Down — Buruang itam si Don
34 Saving Private Ryan — Mahagia les ka si Ryan
35 Dumb and Dumber — Pakak jo sabana Pandia..

Versi Batak 😀

  • Enemy at the gates — Matte ho, nga ro !
  • Remember the Titans — Ingot hamu partompaon i
  • The Italian Job — Parbola
  • Die Hard — Dang ra mate
  • Die Hard II — Tong, dang olo mate
  • Die Hard III — Dang marna mate fuang !!
  • Bad Boys — Si roa balangs
  • Sleepless in Seattle — Markombur di radio, dia boi modom ?
  • Lost in Space — Dibondut banua holling
  • X-Men — Pantang so bilak
  • X-Men 2 — Tong sai pabilak-bilakhon
  • The Brotherhood of War — Manat Mardongan-tubu
  • Paycheck — Bayar habis panen ma i, bah!
  • Independence Day — Agustusan
  • The Day After Tomorrow — Haduan
  • Die Another Day — Dang jadi mate sadarion
  • There is Something About Marry — Si Maria Pargabus
  • Silence of the Lamb — Hambing Parhohom
  • Planet of the Apes — Huta ni Bodat
  • Gone in Sixty Second — Marimpot-impot
  • Freddy vs Jason — Peredi VS Jekson
  • Air Bud — Panangga (biang)
  • How To Lose A Girl in 10 Days — Topar
  • Lord Of The Ring — Tulang. (ai tulang do si jalo tintin marangkup )
  • Deep Impact — Hansit naii
  • Million Dollar Baby — Ai sajuta arga ni Babi saonari?
  • Blackhawk Down — Lali lao manangkup manuk
  • Saving Private Ryan — (Ai ise si Ryan on? So ditanda batak goar ‘rian’. Peredi, Jekson, Mikael, Ultop, … dll.)
  • Dumb and Dumber — Lam Loakon
  • The Collateral — Si Padalan Hepeng
  • Braveheart — Parate-ate
  • Payback — Garar Utangmu
  • My Greek Big Fat Wedding — Muli Sikobol-kobol
  • I Know What You Did Last Summer — Datu
  • I Still Know What You Did Last Summer — Unang gabusi ahu, hutanda do ho Ito
  • Cold Mountain — Dolok Sanggul ma i…
  • Any Given Sunday — Marminggu Hamu Fuang
  • Beautiful Mind — Nipi Nama i
  • Drunken Master — Parmitu
  • The Gift — Durung-durung
  • Lion King — Sisingamangaraja
  • Mr. & Mrs. Smith — Smith Dohot Oroan na
  • Rest In Peace — Dison Do Maradian (bah, judul film apa pulak lagi ini?)
  • Run Away Jury — Martabuni Ho Tulang a
  • Step Mom — Inang Panirang-Nirangan
  • Band of Brother — Dongan Sabutuha, Dongan Sapargaulan
  • 2 Fast 2 Furious — Manat-manat di dalan

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